rviimvffin:

xzombiextray:

treygotguap:

When the waitress bring out the receipt  

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I absolutely hate this

@virgojsr that Applebee’s bill

every member of 1d is in love with one another

rainbowliam:

you’ve got ur sweet and innocent childhood friends niam

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your ‘we pretend to hate one another but actually fuck each other’s brains out’ zarry

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ur ‘it’s always been you’ narry

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‘friends who are so oblivious to loving each other until they have a falling out’ zouis

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ur ‘silly children who tease each other as a sign of affection’ lilo

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your heartfelt nouis

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so good so pure ziall

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Sexual Frustration™️ lirry

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your ‘we’ve been in mclove since we met at mcdonalds’ ziam

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and of course your ‘soulmates since we were 16 and 18′ larry

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pilotmikey:
“girl!sos: calum hood
”

freyacrescentshangover:

Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”

Me:

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